Evil Ray Corduroy Cap

Fit

One size fits most fully formed adult human heads. Adjustable strap at rear for fine tuning and/or surviving wind events.

Description

Early human persons used animal hides, cave shadows and strategic standing behind large rocks to protect themselves from the sun’s relentless psychological warfare.

Fortunately, we now have hats.

The Evil Ray Corduroy Cap is constructed from premium thick corduroy because flimsy little hats simply cannot be trusted in high-pressure solar situations.

Soft, structured and designed for everyday wear, this cap features dual embroidered graphics as a constant warning to nearby civilians that the giant burning space orb above us remains deeply suspicious.

Like everything we make, it’s designed in Australia to the highest standards and produced in limited numbers. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Much like your skin elasticity after prolonged sun exposure.

Materials & Construction

Premium Thick Corduroy
2 Position Embroidery
Adjustable Rear Strap
Internal Care Label Included

Care

Spot clean preferred.
Machine wash if you enjoy living dangerously.